Well, it's really not crap. In fact, it's all pretty damn cool stuff.
Here's some of the stuff I have for sale on my pinstriping site:
Here's some of the cool stuff I have for sale in my Spreadshirt shop:
And here's some of the really cool stuff for sale in my Zazzle store:
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Now go buy some stuff.