I'm gettin' on the Mothership, bitches!

With the end of the world coming on Saturday, I have decided to join a cult.  Specifically one that believes that aliens will come and take us away.  I have decided to join the Nuwaubians.  Years ago, Jamie and I drove past their compound here in Georgia.  Sadly, the compound is gone, including the pyramids and sphinx they built.  I spent some time yesterday reading about them, and the more you read, the crazier they get, so this is definitely the cult for me.  I may have some trouble joining as they don't particularly care for white folks.  Apparently the Nuwaubians are still around despite the fact that their leader,  Malachi Z York (born Dwight York),  is serving a 135 year sentence for multiple RICO and child molestation charges.  Here's an overhead shot of the Nuwaubian complex in Georgia, clearly showing the Pyramids- I gotta say, it's pretty sweet.

Now, lets get to the crazy.  Here are some of the Nuwaubian beliefs:

• Time has been tampered with: It used to both 'Tick' and 'Tock', now it only 'Ticks'
• Black people used to be green, but their skin rusted in earths atmosphere.
• in 1952, extraterrestrial Andromedeans that resembled the Predator met with and frightened U.S. President Harry S. Truman. Other extraterrestrials have been trading with Earth since the Eisenhower administration, and are responsible for giving us technologies ranging from the polio vaccine to the hula hoop.
• The Earth is hollow and contains cities populated by different species of people, such as the Deros, the Teros, the Flugelrods, the Duwanis, the Dunakial, and the Anunnaqi.
• The Pyramids of Egypt are, among other things, electromagnetic antennas that create standing columnar waves of tachyon energy to prevent the wobbling of the Earth.
• The Illuminati have nurtured a child, Satan's son, who was born on 6 June 1966 at the Dakota House on 72nd Street in New York to Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis. The Pope was present at the birth and performed necromantic ceremonies. The child was raised by former U.S. president Richard Nixon and now lives in Belgium, where it is hooked up bodily to a computer called “The Beast 3M” 
• Humans are missing an important part of their brains, the “barathary gland,” which once enabled various forms of extra-sensory perception, or, as it would be, normal sensory perception that is currently disabled in humans
• Tyrannosaurus Rex evolved from extra-terrestrial greys

I could continue, but I think ya get the general idea of just how bat-shit crazy these people are.  Old king of the crazies, Dwight York, now says that he is a Moorish-Cherokee and is now going by the name Chief Black Eagle.  His followers have switched from dressing as ancient Egyptians to wearing the clothing of Native Americans.  I suppose tee-pees are also much easier to construct than pyramids.

So, before the world ends, I will be converting to Nuwaubianism.  I'm not sure if I should dress like an Egyptian or an Indian, but I'm getting on the Mothership, Bitches!